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(Vaguely to the tune of “America the Beautiful”)

Amerigo Vespucci, 

an Italian mapmaker,

mapped the new world, 

then he said, “Just what 

is that place called?

Amerigo, America!

I’ll name it after me!

So every one will know my name

for all eternity!”

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Sunshine on my shoulders
Gives me cancer
Sunshine in my eyes
Gives cataracts
Sunshine on my car
Fades the paint …

So who the hell needs sunshine?!

[Sorry, John, but I have no idea why my first response to your songs is to parody them!]