https://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2019/06/27
Well, it was that or start writing the Great American Novel. Results might have been the same either way.
On the door of a local plate lunch place:
Simple Simon
met a π. Man,
astounded, he
couldn’t wrap mind a-
round it: three point
one four one five
nine two six five
three five eight nine
seven nine three two
three eight four six
two six four three
three eight three two
seven nine five oh
two eight eight four
one nine seven one
six nine three nine
nine three seven five
one oh five eight
two oh nine seven
four nine four four
five nine two three
oh seven eight one
six four oh six
two eight six two
oh eight nine nine
eight six two eight
oh three four eight
two five three four
two one one seven
oh six seven nine
etcetera etcetera
© 2019 David W. Jones
And in my opinion at least one of their employees shared them with China, another with North Korea, and a third with Israel.
The NSA and Russian intelligence already have backdoor access and get Facebook passwords and data in realtime.
“Paranoia it strikes deep.”
I have a reminder on my to-do list (Ultimate To Do List, if you’re interested) to post something. So here you go!
How to get a new body
© 2018 David W. Jones
As the second largest employer in the spiritual realm, Hell, Inc. has a very large staff of demons and imps.
Since they don’t need to eat or sleep, they work 24 hours a day.
They never get sick or injured, so they need no sick leave, healthcare coverage, or workers comp.
Since they only live to torment sinners, they’re not interested in personal time off. And we have no holidays in Hell.
The remainder of our personnel are sinners. And sinners, of course, are all unpaid interns, learning their lesson the business.
©2018 David W. Jones
