12 Insults We Should Bring Back – Dictionary.com

http://www.dictionary.com/slideshows/12-insults-we-should-bring-back?param=DcomSERP#You-Called-Me-What

I love old words, and old meanings of words. The old meanings add depth, the difference between old and new hints at the social, cultural and linguistic changes that happened along the way. (My favorite dictionary, of couse, is the only complete dictionary, the Oxford English Dictionary.)

So stop being a scobblelotcher and go learn some old insults!

Odd

According to my blog stats, Mondays are the most popular viewing day, and 6:00 PM is the most popular viewing hour.

Flattering to think people view my blog to reward or console themselves after their Monday work day!

Here’s a bad joke I just made just for you

I promise it doesn’t appear in Dark Paradise: Mysteries in the Land of Aloha, so you can safely buy your copy and BE GLORIOUS. In fact, if you want, you can go buy the book and read something great instead of this bad joke. 😉

Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, both 95 years old, were walking together in the park near their retirement home.

“You know, they want me to act in a new movie,” Arnold said. “And I told them I wanted you to have a role, too.”

Sly looked at him. “What is it – ‘Escape Plan 22: End of the Line’?”

“No, it’s a musical biopic about two famous composers who come back from the dead and save the world.”

Sly thought about it. There wasn’t a lot of work for old action stars. At least it was something. 

“So what’s the role?”

“You be Beethoven, and I’ll be Bach.”

Sly beat Arnold to death with his walker.

IT’S HERE IT’S HERE IT’S

HEAR YE HEAR YE THE GLORIOUS NEWS!

REJOYCE AND BE GLAD!

LET THERE BE DANCING IN THE STREETS!

It is here.

  • The cover reveal whereat you may interact with authors via the Dark Art of Facebookery
  • The book itself in both utilitarian ebook and the lush, sensual, fondle-my-pages-with-your-fingers-oh-that-feels-so-good-baby trade paperback form

So go grab a copy and find out just what my heroine does about her embarassing blackmailer problem.

Read the glorious stories by the other 16 authors, including my wife’s story (learn what to do about husbands who suddenly insist we must leave the country right now and start driving like maniacs).

Then flood the internet with 5***** reviews and BE GLORIOUS!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Calay!