I have a reminder on my to-do list (Ultimate To Do List, if you’re interested) to post something. So here you go!
How to get a new body
- Join a gym and submit to torture
- Torture yourself by “eating healthy”
- Become a Christian and die
- Believe in reincarnation and die
- Become a member of ISIS or al Queda and blow yourself up
- Become an Apocalyptic Christian and survive the Apocalypse
- Become a tech billionaire, invest in human cloning and mind uploading tech, then grow your new body and upload your mind into it
- Order one on Amazon
© 2018 David W. Jones
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