As the second largest employer in the spiritual realm, Hell, Inc. has a very large staff of demons and imps.
Since they don’t need to eat or sleep, they work 24 hours a day.
They never get sick or injured, so they need no sick leave, healthcare coverage, or workers comp.
Since they only live to torment sinners, they’re not interested in personal time off. And we have no holidays in Hell.
The remainder of our personnel are sinners. And sinners, of course, are all unpaid interns, learning
their lesson the business.
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