May the:
- Annoying Adolescent of Angst aggravate your ancestors!
- Bellowing Bison of Beauty barge bashfully through your bedroom!
- Conquering Caskets of Congress congregate under your couch!
- Deadly Dandelion of Delight dance under your duvet!
- Evangelical Ego of Eccentricity exceed your expectations and eviscerate your evening!
- Flying French Fry of Fragrance frequently flavor your farts!
- Giggling Gorilla of Goodness grease its gonads in your garage!
- Green Geyser of Garbage give your grandmother a goat!
- Hairy Hippo of Happiness hop through your house!
- Independent Idiots of Indiana indulgently increment your innards!
- Joyful Junkies of Jupiter jolt your jollies in January!
- Killer Kumquat of Korea confiscate your cash!
- Lustful League of Lizards lightly lash your legs!
- Merry Master of Mayhem mar your March with madness!
- Nine nice ninnies nurse your nieces and nephews with neon!
- Oblate Order of Oklahoma obliterate your overweening organism!
- Petite Purveyor of Purity put pure purple poop in your perambulator!
- Queen of Quaint Quantities question the quickness of your quest!
- Raving Ratchet of Righteousness revolve your roof!
- Rotund Riot of Responsibility ride roughshod over your rave!
- Sacred Swallow of Swooning sweep the sidewalk with your soul!
- Tank of Televized Tedium make tracks on your tush!
- Unguent of Ultimate Ugliness apply itself via your underwear!
- Unguent of Ugly Urges urgently up yours!
- Virtuous Vampire of Venice visibly violate your variable vagueness!
- Warbling Whiffleball of Wonders wee-wee on your walkway!
- Xacto of Excruciating Exactness exterminate your excess!
- Ex-Exceptionalist Exceed your expectations!
- Yelling Yellow Yeti yank your yapping yoked Yorkinese!
- Zestful Zone of Zinc Zippers zigzag through your zenith!
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