May the:

• Annoying Adolescent of Angst aggravate your ancestors!
• Bellowing Bison of Beauty barge bashfully through your bedroom!
• Conquering Caskets of Congress congregate under your couch!
• Deadly Dandelion of Delight dance under your duvet!
• Evangelical Ego of Eccentricity exceed your expectations and eviscerate your evening!
• Flying French Fry of Fragrance frequently flavor your farts!
• Giggling Gorilla of Goodness grease its gonads in your garage!

• Green Geyser of Garbage give your grandmother a goat!
• Hairy Hippo of Happiness hop through your house!
• Independent Idiots of Indiana indulgently increment your innards!
• Joyful Junkies of Jupiter jolt your jollies in January!
• Killer Kumquat of Korea confiscate your cash!
• Lustful League of Lizards lightly lash your legs!
• Merry Master of Mayhem mar your March with madness!
• Nine nice ninnies nurse your nieces and nephews with neon!
• Oblate Order of Oklahoma obliterate your overweening organism!
• Petite Purveyor of Purity put pure purple poop in your perambulator!
• Queen of Quaint Quantities question the quickness of your quest!
• Raving Ratchet of Righteousness revolve your roof!

• Rotund Riot of Responsibility ride roughshod over your rave!
• Sacred Swallow of Swooning sweep the sidewalk with your soul!
• Tank of Televized Tedium make tracks on your tush!
• Unguent of Ultimate Ugliness apply itself via your underwear!

• Unguent of Ugly Urges urgently up yours!
• Virtuous Vampire of Venice visibly violate your variable vagueness!
• Warbling Whiffleball of Wonders wee-wee on your walkway!
• Xacto of Excruciating Exactness exterminate your excess!

• Ex-Exceptionalist Exceed your expectations!
• Yelling Yellow Yeti yank your yapping yoked Yorkinese!
• Zestful Zone of Zinc Zippers zigzag through your zenith!