I promise it doesn’t appear in Dark Paradise: Mysteries in the Land of Aloha, so you can safely buy your copy and BE GLORIOUS. In fact, if you want, you can go buy the book and read something great instead of this bad joke. 😉
Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, both 95 years old, were walking together in the park near their retirement home.
“You know, they want me to act in a new movie,” Arnold said. “And I told them I wanted you to have a role, too.”
Sly looked at him. “What is it – ‘Escape Plan 22: End of the Line’?”
“No, it’s a musical biopic about two famous composers who come back from the dead and save the world.”
Sly thought about it. There wasn’t a lot of work for old action stars. At least it was something.
“So what’s the role?”
“You be Beethoven, and I’ll be Bach.”
Sly beat Arnold to death with his walker.
Dancing Treefrog 